Pitchfork Massacre T-shirt

It’s a Saturday night, and your friend is looking to party. You begrudgingly accept her offer to go, but as you pull up to the abandoned farm house where all those horrifying murders happened years ago, you wonder if that was such a good idea… Grab your farm tools, it’s harvesting season. Hay bales and heads will roll in PITCHFORK MASSACRE as you avoid the dreaded pitchfork slasher and just try to have a good time at the party. But just like all those VHS horror movies from back in the day, there won’t be a good time for any of these partygoers.

A T-shirt every survival horror fan needs, from your favorite VHS slasher horror developer Puppet Combo. Our graphic tees are made from soft, thin pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton giving you a feeling of comfort and breathability for when your blood is pumping from escaping that deadly slasher... or slashers. Along with our pleasing retro designs, it has double stitching on the neckline and sleeves for more durability when you find yourself being dragged on the ground by that creature that just caught you.